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translator 16-Oct-2009
Balashikha.
Grocery store. link »Bottle of vodka. link »
Two hundred rubles. link »
How is it - two hundred?!
Yesterday it was still one hundred! link »Man, we have battle with alcohol! President announced! link »
...do you not watch television? link »
GROCERIES link »
For Oligarch to be unable to buy vodka! No, in our time such thing did not happen... link »
MosGaz? Find Mole and immediately to my place. link »
And bring vodka! Three! No, four! link »
No money? Put shoes on someone!
NOTE: "putting shoes on someone" means to rob by coercion, blackmail, etc. link »I have two news and both bad.
Firstly, plan with accidents did not work. They simply raised prices for vodka and started pouring doses of only 0.33L. link »Secondly, we have absolutely no money. link »
Balashikha.
Black Oligarch's lair. link »We must steal petroleum company, Boss! link »
I can dig underneath! link »
You are idiots. Now I have no strength. Oligarch can steal only from weak. link »
And now, strength is on their side. link »
Then let us weaken them, Boss! link »
I can dig underneath! link »
We will strike from without and from within. link »
Listen to my plan... link »
Baltic Sea. link »
It is ship, MosGaz! link »
I think it will suit us! link »
Who is there? link »
MosGaz! Ecological review! link »
PTSch link »
PTSch link »
PTSch link »
PTSch link »
What is this, pirate capture?! link »
Affirmative, Captain Obvious! link »
Boss, ship is ours. You can begin to raise fuss. link »
'Ello, this is television? In Baltic Sea was captured Russian ship! link »
'Ello, this is radio? link »
Captured Russian ship was transporting weapons! link »
Israeli Intelligence Services prevented delivery to Iran of Russian nuclear weapons. Russia's reputation is again damaged. link »
Well then, now it is your word, Mole-Man. link »
Strike from within! link »
Such pretty... link »
It is even shame to break... link »
Sayano-Shushenskaya Hydroelectric Station link »
BULTYKH link »
BLAP
BZDATS link »Need to close shutters! Or we are fu..ed! link »
Shutters not lowering! Something interferes! link »
Again you? link »
You will not be able to interfere with me! link »
Gryzlov Man! link »
He will come and silently fix everything! link »
BDANG link »
Close shutters! link »
Thanks to you, Gryzlov Man! link »
F..k!
We are saved! link »As result of accident, Sayano-Shushenskaya Hydroelectric Station has been stopped. Economy of Russia suffers serious blow. link »
Good job, Mole... link »
I already feel my strength returning to me... link »
Look, it is Gryzlov Man! link »
He will come and silently tie us up! link »
All is going according to plan, Boss. He is already here. On final approach. link »
Outstanding, MosGaz! Proceed as we discussed. link »
Well, this is it, Gryzlov Man!
link »Now it is Lid for you! link »
CONTINUATION FOLLOWS link »
He will come and silently fix everything.
B.G. link » -
translator 18-Aug-2009
INTERROGATION ROOM link »
Who are you? link »
Major. link »
Why? link »
No reason.
Ordinary warrior rank. link »Where is Oligarch? link »
You have no methods against militia major... link »
Better in laborcamp jacket, in forest clearing... link »
How it's going?
Painting with oils? link »No way. Eyes like saucers and constantly sobbing. link »
GRYZLOV MAN link »
Episode 3.1 link »
ON DUTY link »
C1: Wow! It is real Gryzlov Man!
C2: Holy moly!
C3: He will come and silently fix everything! link »Wow! It is real cops! link »
You know, I used to work here once...
As minister... link »Since then little has changed, Boss. link »
Where now, Boss? link »
We go home.
You know I bought groceries. link »As you say, Boss. link »
CASTLE OF GRYZLOV MAN link »
I'm going to workshop. link »
OK, Boss. You can find me in headquarters. link »
BEEEEP link »
BO:
Kisses to all in this chat... link »OLIGARCH?!? link »
BALASHIKHA.
LAIR OF BLACK OLIGARCH. link »Well hello, dear... link »
Oligarch:
Well hello, dear... link »Gryzlov:
Why have you returned? link »BO:
I want to destroy Russia.
She impedes me. link »Send file | Extras link »
BO:
I want to destroy Russia.
She impedes me. link »BO:
I brought virus with me from London... link »Gryzlov: Onischenko and Kasperskiy...
[translator note: famous Russian epidemiologist and famous Russian antivirus software maker] link »Onischenko and Kasperskiy... link »
BO:
No, it is not computer virus.
And not swine flu virus. link »Gryzlov: Plague? AIDS? Hepatitis? link »
KHA KHA KHA KHA! link »
Hepatitis! link »
It is you who is hepatitis! link »
40 proof link »
BO:
No, it is not computer virus. And not swine flu virus.
Gryzlov: Plague? AIDS? Hepatitis? link »BO:
It is Arabian virus.
Virus of car accidents.
It will be like in Egypt and Turkey! link »Speeding! link »
Running red lights! link »
Fools and roads! link »
Driving against flow of traffic! link »
KHA KHA KHA! link »
He has lost his mind... link »
RED B... link »
He must be stopped. link »
Bus has crashed into gasoline tanker. 20 people died. link »
Dump truck has crashed into route taxi. 10 people died. link »
You called, Boss? link »
We have, it seems, small problems... link »
In car catastrophe in Kazan' 7 people died. link »
There has been sudden increase in number of road accidents in Russia. link »
What are you thinking of undertaking? link »
First of all, we need to increase fines for not using turn signal.
Maybe it will help somehow. link »And secondly, we need anti-alcohol campaign. link »
Anti-alcohol campaign? link »
But it is not popular! link »
Completely correct.
It will distract attention from virus. link »Call President.
Let him say Russia drinks more than all others in world. link »But it really is like this... link »
It will not work.
Think of something else.
I need time. link »Easy to say - 'think of something'... link »
Maybe, let him insult Yuschenko?
[translator note: President of Ukraine] link »GRYZLOV MAN link »
He will come and silently fix everything.
B.G. link »CONTINUATION FOLLOWS... link »
[singing]
Vladimir Central,
Northern wind..
Transferred from Tver'...
[translator note: famous Russian prison song] link »MINISTRY OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS OF RUSSIA
[translator note: Police (militia) national headquarters] link »RUBLEVO-USPENSK HIGHWAY
[translator note: famous Russian area where rich and powerful people live] link »80 proof link »
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translator 08-Jul-2009
GRYZLOV MAN link »
Episode 2 link »
Balashikha.
Lair of Black Oligarch. link »And where is promised Fire of Moscow? Where is new year 1812? link »
Boss, there was some mustachioed type! He spoiled everything! link »
MosGaz, corroborate. link »
It was thus, boss! I showed everything, Mole exploded, and here was this... link »
There were two of you, and he is one. Cannot entrust anything. link »
But this is superhero! He knows how to fly! link »
He closed valve which was opened in '78! All rusty! link »
Superhero, it seems...
We will see what kind of superhero is he. link »Find me Werewolf in Epaulets. link »
Who is there? link »
MosGaz. link »
Not funny. link »
Nobody even planned to joke. link »
Take, major... link »
Black Oligarch?! link »
Yes... link »
He returned to Russia. link »
He is still weak. Need to raise money and all that. link »
Your help is needed. link »
What must I do? link »
You must urgently go to supermarket and kill all people. link »
But my handgun is at work! link »
In safe! link »
i will give you Parabellum. link »
And also this... link »
What is it? link »
This is so eyes are like saucers. With such eyes one can justify everything. link »
I will do away with you all! Sheep! link »
Bakh link »
Bakh
Bakh link »Drop gun! link »
Gryzlov Man! He will come and silently fix everything! link »
FSSSSSSS link »
Careful, Gryzlov Man! Watch out! link »
Khryas' link »
Why are your eyes like this? link »
It is pills... link »
No, he is not drug addict.
I have already seen such pills.
This is Black Oligarch. link »AAAAARRRRR link »
AAAAAARRRRR link »
Akh! He is turning! link »
Hold stronger! It is werewolf! link »
RUARRRRR link »
AAARRRR link »
Khryas' link »
They are werewolves only in epaulets. Without epaulets they are ordinary people. link »
And where did you come from? link »
There was shooting... link »
Again Oligarch... link »
Seems he is throwing you challenge. link »
In south of Moscow, police major shot shoppers in supermarket. Criminal was apprehended by police... link »
I do not like all this. Why has he returned? link »
Maybe he ran out of money... link »
Let us, Slava, make detour to police station. link »
Let us see questioning of this werewolf. link »
Whatever you say, Boss. link »
GRYZLOV MAN link »
He will come and silently fix everything. link »
B.G. link »
Continuation follows... link »
So is he drug addict? link »
BAKH link »
AAA!
Killed! link »Votka
40% link »
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